Dear Kate Spade,
Please. Stop. Torturing. Me. Seriously, why must you keep taunting me with the prospects of a closet full of the most adorable pink and orange dresses? Remember this one? This one? What about this one or this one. Or this one. OR THIS ONE? And now you go and spring this one on me:
I think it's time you send me a free sample. You know, for research.